Ya Better Be Good...Joel Osteen's Coming to Town

For those who still think that the blessing of God consists primarily of material possessions, I have some good news. Joel Osteen is coming to Portland, Oregon next weekend, and he has a message that will fit right in with your views. Ticket prices are $15 per person. If anyone does not have the $15, they can just name and claim that money, and they should be all right. Or if they have extra faith, they can just name and claim a seat at the Rose Garden arena, and they won't even have to worry about money. I won't be attending his event, so you can name and claim my seat.